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rdgrnr

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Aug 28, 2012, 4:59 pm

Quote: Originally posted by ksl6417 on Aug 25, 2012
.. I heard many years ago, Everyone who is successful must have dreamed of something.

My dreams almost always come true.

I almost always dream of a big glass of whiskey and sure enough, the next thing you know I got one in my hand.
THRIFTY

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Sep 7, 2012, 7:07 pm

I WILL WIN A LOTTERY JACKPOT SOMEDAY.

I WILL PLAY THE LOTTERY SOMEDAY.

I WILL BUY A LOTTERY TICKET SOMEDAY.

BY THRIFTY.
mcginnin56

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Sep 7, 2012, 7:11 pm
savagegoose

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Sep 7, 2012, 11:42 pm

" my system won 4 jackpots in last 15 months, but im not shareing."

" Still swinging, still missing "
2014 = -1016; 2015= -1409; 2016 = -1171; 2017 = -1257 ; 2018 = - 1380 = TOT = - 6233

keno historic = -2291 ; 2015= -603; 2016= -424; 2017 =-427; 2018= -223 TOT = -3968

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mcginnin56

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Sep 8, 2012, 6:41 am

Quote: Originally posted by savagegoose on Sep 7, 2012
" my system won 4 jackpots in last 15 months, but im not shareing."

I'll have to remember that one savage, would make for a good thread topic someday.
pcurtis

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Sep 8, 2012, 7:46 am

Quote: Originally posted by rdgrnr on Aug 28, 2012
My dreams almost always come true.

I almost always dream of a big glass of whiskey and sure enough, the next thing you know I got one in my hand.
jamella724

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Sep 8, 2012, 7:58 am

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."

This is the best quote I know.
mcginnin56

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Sep 9, 2012, 7:53 am

"Your odds are 50/50, save your money, play someday, try the shotgun approach, only rich investment bankers win, the lottery decides who will win,

only losers win, only winners lose, now your dead.... to late to play, game over".
THRIFTY

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Sep 9, 2012, 8:11 am

Quote: Originally posted by mcginnin56 on Sep 9, 2012
"Your odds are 50/50, save your money, play someday, try the shotgun approach, only rich investment bankers win, the lottery decides who will win,

only losers win, only winners lose, now your dead.... to late to play, game over".

THE FORCE IS NOT WITH YOU WISEGUY. YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON WINNING THE LOTTERY INSTEAD OF POSTING SARCASTIC REMARKS.

Those comments had nothing to do with the subject, and I have deleted most of them.If those two people want to try that again, I'll just suspend their memberships, because I'm growing really tired of the crap.

Two more things to the two wiseguys:

Don't purchase an upgraded membership thinking that it is a free pass at ruining the forums with useless junk.Ask anyone who has been here a while:buying an upgraded membership grants access to premium features, but does not earn any ability to break the rules.

Don't respond here (or any other thread) with a wise-crack or sarcastic response to this, because I'll just delete it and suspend your account.If you have something to tell me, send me a private message.If you want to trade more wisecracks and memes with your buddy, or if you want to complain to them about my note here, send them a private message. By Todd AKA DARK VADER.
THRIFTY

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Sep 9, 2012, 8:56 am

Quote: Originally posted by THRIFTY on Sep 7, 2012
I WILL WIN A LOTTERY JACKPOT SOMEDAY.

I WILL PLAY THE LOTTERY SOMEDAY.

I WILL BUY A LOTTERY TICKET SOMEDAY.

BY THRIFTY.

LottoGuyBC stop making fun of my posts by writing them again on lottery post. You wrote the following thread without giving me any credit.I was the original poster not you.

https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/249840
mcginnin56

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Sep 9, 2012, 8:58 am

Quote: Originally posted by THRIFTY on Sep 9, 2012
THE FORCE IS NOT WITH YOU WISEGUY. YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON WINNING THE LOTTERY INSTEAD OF POSTING SARCASTIC REMARKS.

Those comments had nothing to do with the subject, and I have deleted most of them.If those two people want to try that again, I'll just suspend their memberships, because I'm growing really tired of the crap.

Two more things to the two wiseguys:

Don't purchase an upgraded membership thinking that it is a free pass at ruining the forums with useless junk.Ask anyone who has been here a while:buying an upgraded membership grants access to premium features, but does not earn any ability to break the rules.

Don't respond here (or any other thread) with a wise-crack or sarcastic response to this, because I'll just delete it and suspend your account.If you have something to tell me, send me a private message.If you want to trade more wisecracks and memes with your buddy, or if you want to complain to them about my note here, send them a private message. By Todd AKA DARK VADER.
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Sep 9, 2012, 9:19 am

Quote: Originally posted by THRIFTY on Sep 9, 2012
LottoGuyBC stop making fun of my posts by writing them again on lottery post. You wrote the following thread without giving me any credit.I was the original poster not you.

https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/249840

This is absolutely ridiculous. I'm done with this poster.

Will IGNORE said poster from now on. Done. Finished.

"You have to be in it to win it!"
LottoGuyBC

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Sep 9, 2012, 9:22 am

Done. Finished. The END

"You have to be in it to win it!"
mcginnin56

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Sep 9, 2012, 9:25 am

Quote: Originally posted by LottoGuyBC on Sep 9, 2012
This is absolutely ridiculous. I'm done with this poster.

Will IGNORE said poster from now on. Done. Finished.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done also.
Artist77

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Sep 9, 2012, 9:45 am

Thrifty:

Unless you trademarked your quotes or they are in some sort of published works, I think other people are free to use them. You ought to be glad you are being quoted. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.