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Speler

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Jun 10, 2022, 5:25 pm

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 9, 2022
Good thing you went home after shopping. You're ice cream would have melted if you had gone to a movie or the zoo.

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Talking of zoo? British justice gave green light to fly illegal immigrants to Rwanda. Took time. Operation "Back to Africa"? They have cost many millions to the border control alone. Brown to brown, chocolate to chocolate, don't fall into the chocolate tank! There are many around here too, let's give them a plane ticket instead of asylum! Too late? ... Maybe you can give a ticket to O.
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Jun 10, 2022, 7:22 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 10, 2022
Talking of zoo? British justice gave green light to fly illegal immigrants to Rwanda. Took time. Operation "Back to Africa"? They have cost many millions to the border control alone. Brown to brown, chocolate to chocolate, don't fall into the chocolate tank! There are many around here too, let's give them a plane ticket instead of asylum! Too late? ... Maybe you can give a ticket to O.

Maybe try feeding your peeing camel a banana split?
Some animals can't tolerate chocolate though. So be careful!
Don't want you to go out of business so soon after you've started Deals Without Wheels delivery.

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Dreaming would be a perfectly useless function if it's only purpose was to entertain.
Speler

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Jun 11, 2022, 6:50 am

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 10, 2022
Maybe try feeding your peeing camel a banana split?
Some animals can't tolerate chocolate though. So be careful!
Don't want you to go out of business so soon after you've started Deals Without Wheels delivery.

G

We have those horse carriages for city tours. There is a new Mohamed company startup. The afro-asian muslimic group will introduce camel city tours for fat American tourists with gopro and iphones. One camel will carry freezers for icecreams. They had plans to fry potato chips on one camel but Gaia was against it. Maybe they will deliver Giant Macs with coke to your house riding camels. I don't know, they still use motorcycles. The darker ones use bicycles. ...
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Jun 11, 2022, 1:09 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 11, 2022
We have those horse carriages for city tours. There is a new Mohamed company startup. The afro-asian muslimic group will introduce camel city tours for fat American tourists with gopro and iphones. One camel will carry freezers for icecreams. They had plans to fry potato chips on one camel but Gaia was against it. Maybe they will deliver Giant Macs with coke to your house riding camels. I don't know, they still use motorcycles. The darker ones use bicycles. ...

Are you mad the brothers stole all your business?
They moved in, saw opportunity. They are making Euros.

You are upset they are making Euros. You are complaining, but you weren't willing to provide the service. Smart business move on their part. They peed on you like the camel.

Now if you were real smart, you'd import some Koala bears.
Make a sign and sit the street corner selling pictures of the tourist with native wildlife.
Write, "For Koala My Friends" on your sign. It's catchy. It's cute. It personalizes the picture.
Encourage tourists to pose with the bears in front of the sign.

You'll get tons of exposure when you sell a picture and the fat American tourists send it back to all of their friends and family (and nobody will ever know that Koala bears aren't native to Belgium until its too late).
Sell pictures to the Germans, Japanese, Chinese and Brits too.
Good advise like this is not free these days.

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Speler

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Jun 11, 2022, 1:18 pm

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 11, 2022
Are you mad the brothers stole all your business?
They moved in, saw opportunity. They are making Euros.

You are upset they are making Euros. You are complaining, but you weren't willing to provide the service. Smart business move on their part. They peed on you like the camel.

Now if you were real smart, you'd import some Koala bears.
Make a sign and sit the street corner selling pictures of the tourist with native wildlife.
Write, "For Koala My Friends" on your sign. It's catchy. It's cute. It personalizes the picture.
Encourage tourists to pose with the bears in front of the sign.

You'll get tons of exposure when you sell a picture and the fat American tourists send it back to all of their friends and family (and nobody will ever know that Koala bears aren't native to Belgium until its too late).
Sell pictures to the Germans, Japanese, Chinese and Brits too.
Good advise like this is not free these days.

G

Stole business? They stole flats and houses at the point that the immigration is stopped in the north. Well, the guy in Arabia pays some in the harbour for the drugs jobs. We're not jealous on the missed opportunities with drug traffic and sales. Some even have their logos on the bags and pills or stuff.

We don't have koala's around here, but we have cute looking tough European rats.

Tourism is not on a high. The idiots came here when it was still allowed to smoke inside. Welcome to the fumoir. You were smoked alive in the pubs, usually only happens to salmon, trout or pork. Those didn't find the salmon smoked with cannabis, space salmon! Might sell! How about cannabis tea with pieces of tobacco in it? What could we do with those coka leaves? Cook and dump in chocolate? ...
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Jun 11, 2022, 1:23 pm

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 11, 2022
Are you mad the brothers stole all your business?
They moved in, saw opportunity. They are making Euros.

You are upset they are making Euros. You are complaining, but you weren't willing to provide the service. Smart business move on their part. They peed on you like the camel.

Now if you were real smart, you'd import some Koala bears.
Make a sign and sit the street corner selling pictures of the tourist with native wildlife.
Write, "For Koala My Friends" on your sign. It's catchy. It's cute. It personalizes the picture.
Encourage tourists to pose with the bears in front of the sign.

You'll get tons of exposure when you sell a picture and the fat American tourists send it back to all of their friends and family (and nobody will ever know that Koala bears aren't native to Belgium until its too late).
Sell pictures to the Germans, Japanese, Chinese and Brits too.
Good advise like this is not free these days.

G

How about beer soup for breakfast? Call it Bud-soup?
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Jun 11, 2022, 1:39 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 11, 2022
Stole business? They stole flats and houses at the point that the immigration is stopped in the north. Well, the guy in Arabia pays some in the harbour for the drugs jobs. We're not jealous on the missed opportunities with drug traffic and sales. Some even have their logos on the bags and pills or stuff.

We don't have koala's around here, but we have cute looking tough European rats.

Tourism is not on a high. The idiots came here when it was still allowed to smoke inside. Welcome to the fumoir. You were smoked alive in the pubs, usually only happens to salmon, trout or pork. Those didn't find the salmon smoked with cannabis, space salmon! Might sell! How about cannabis tea with pieces of tobacco in it? What could we do with those coka leaves? Cook and dump in chocolate? ...

There you go complaining!
You wouldn't be a good business partner.
Too much complaining.

Do you think fat Americans, Germans, Japanese, and Chinese know Koala's aren't native?
You overrate the average intelligence of people! And you can always say, "These are very rare Belgian treats."

You're not lying. How many people in Belgium offer to take your picture with a Koala? Uh-huh....it's a "Very rare treat!"

But if all you're going to do is complain I suggest get some pandas and teach them to pickpocket.

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Jun 11, 2022, 2:39 pm

While you sit here stewing, trying to find more things to complain about, I got complaints too!

My complaint: Old PS4 controller started glitching.
Sony controllers cost $50 upwards. Seen one for $169.

So I found three PS4 controllers (they are knockoffs) from a garage sale. Kid called them cheap junk, but they work. Being frugal $15 got all three.

The kid reminds me of you. Only he don't complain. Still, he is not a good businessman. Otherwise, he would have said, "they are an off brand but work just like the original controllers." and I would have paid $25.

Now go stew while I happily play Red Dead Redemption II. So far I've met Herr Strauss, a German, who doesn't complain. If I meet a Belgian, I'll hogtie him and feed him to the alligators so I don't have to listen to him complain like you do.

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Jun 11, 2022, 3:26 pm

Thats too funny.....almost as funny as statsquatter.

JUST LOOK AT THE ODDS OF ANY JACKPOT GAME, THAT WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
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Jun 11, 2022, 4:45 pm

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 11, 2022
While you sit here stewing, trying to find more things to complain about, I got complaints too!

My complaint: Old PS4 controller started glitching.
Sony controllers cost $50 upwards. Seen one for $169.

So I found three PS4 controllers (they are knockoffs) from a garage sale. Kid called them cheap junk, but they work. Being frugal $15 got all three.

The kid reminds me of you. Only he don't complain. Still, he is not a good businessman. Otherwise, he would have said, "they are an off brand but work just like the original controllers." and I would have paid $25.

Now go stew while I happily play Red Dead Redemption II. So far I've met Herr Strauss, a German, who doesn't complain. If I meet a Belgian, I'll hogtie him and feed him to the alligators so I don't have to listen to him complain like you do.

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We could paint the pandas in blue and white to sell them as smurfs to spoiled rich kids.
Sony is crap from what I've seen. First a good or okay impression than followed by great disappointment. Canon ... . ...
Herr Strauss schrieb Musik that you used in amerikanischen moovy.

I don't care if you feed Belgians to sharks or your canaligators.
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Jun 11, 2022, 4:49 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 11, 2022
We could paint the pandas in blue and white to sell them as smurfs to spoiled rich kids.
Sony is crap from what I've seen. First a good or okay impression than followed by great disappointment. Canon ... . ...
Herr Strauss schrieb Musik that you used in amerikanischen moovy.

I don't care if you feed Belgians to sharks or your canaligators.

Was that a 2CV down there in that area?
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Jun 11, 2022, 4:54 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 11, 2022
Was that a 2CV down there in that area?

A Citroën 2CV EV is coming. There is coming an e-R5!? I had an R5.

I was wrong, forgot that it was by Richard Wagner.

This was Strauss.

There also is Straussvogel.
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Jun 11, 2022, 5:09 pm

First I thought you were talking about the 2VC with the ox cart.
Then I saw the car. I can't tell what it is.
I do not keep binoculars by the computer.

In the game, we are about to rob a train.
If we had helicopters it would be easier.

If I survive this train robbery I will let you know.

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Jun 11, 2022, 5:12 pm

Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on Jun 11, 2022
First I thought you were talking about the 2VC with the ox cart.
Then I saw the car. I can't tell what it is.
I do not keep binoculars by the computer.

In the game, we are about to rob a train.
If we had helicopters it would be easier.

If I survive this train robbery I will let you know.

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If you gather enough bonus points, you get a helicopter model Leonardo Da Vinci.

This is a car like that:
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Jun 11, 2022, 5:49 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Speler on Jun 11, 2022
If you gather enough bonus points, you get a helicopter model Leonardo Da Vinci.

This is a car like that:

Train robbing is hard work. I'm glad I was born too late to get in that field.

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