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November 28, 2011, 11:27 amTed Nugent ... LoL

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , 
                          was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal 
                          rights activist.  The discussion came around to 
                          deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think 
                          is the last thought in the head of a deer before you 
                          shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you 
                          the one who killed my brother?

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. 
                          All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who 
                          am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to 
                          get away. They are very much like the Congress.'

The interview ended.

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:33 am

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November 28, 2011, 11:25 amLiL' Old Lady ...

A little old lady, Tootsie, from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know about milk and dairy farms.

I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black car pulled up in front of her house.

A large man got out, knocked on her door and said, "Ma'am,..... The president of Carnation milk absolutely LOVED your entry.....So much, in fact, that we are here to award you $1,000 even though we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up to hang on his office wall .... LoL

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:33 am

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November 28, 2011, 11:22 amQuote

"Having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions even on important subjects, which I once thought right, but found to be otherwise."

~ Benjamin Franklin ~

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:32 am

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November 28, 2011, 11:19 am~ Elephant Beauty ~

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:32 am

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November 28, 2011, 10:59 amEcon Elixir ...

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:32 am

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November 28, 2011, 10:50 amSometimes In Life ...

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I guess you just gotta improvise ....

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:31 am

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November 28, 2011, 10:43 amMoose Hunt .. LoL

[*Email 4ward*]

This actually happened with some guys from Maine. 
They dressed the truck up with the guy dummy spread eagle on the roof of the truck. 
The driver and passenger put on Moose Heads. 
Down the Maine Toll interstate they went causing about 16 accidents. 
They went to jail.

Last Edited: November 28, 2011, 11:31 am

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November 12, 2011, 9:16 pmPriorities ..

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:19 pm

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November 12, 2011, 9:12 pmFinal Answer .. LoL

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:20 pm

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November 12, 2011, 9:00 pmStill Current ...

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:20 pm

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November 12, 2011, 8:50 pm"' Brrr "' .. Ice Bar ..

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:20 pm

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November 12, 2011, 8:41 pmReligions ...

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:21 pm

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November 12, 2011, 8:37 pmUmm .. Ouch ...

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:21 pm

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November 12, 2011, 8:33 pmAnother T. S. A.

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:21 pm

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November 12, 2011, 8:23 pm! Books Not Recommended !

Children’s Books Not Recommended by the National Library Association

A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides

Charles Manson Bedtime Stories

Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

David Duke’s World of Imagination

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

Legends of Scab Football

Ed Beckley’s Start a Real-Estate Empire w/Change From Your Mom’s Purse

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Let’s Draw Betty and Veronica Without Clothes

The Care Bears : Maul Some Campers

You Were an Accident

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer They Say God Did It

Bi-Curious George

You Are Different and That’s Bad

Dad’s New Wife Timothy

Why Your Moms “Flashlight” Vibrates

Last Edited: November 12, 2011, 9:22 pm

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