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Got a car for free tonight

 A couple of months ago I offered 5 grand for my friend's 2008 Toyota Yaris, 40,000 miles, excellent condition. That car prices higher than 5 grand.

 I didn't have the money so I paid her 100 bucks every week for the past 10 weeks. Tonight she told me the car was mine with no additional payments.

At first I thought she was joking. I even grilled her to let me in on the catch.

Tomorrow we're putting the car in my name.

Basically, I took care of her cat and apartment for a month while she was residing in a drug abuse treatment facility. I expected nothing in return for doing this, except for the extra gas money for travel from the apartment to my job. It was a 50 mile round trip. She's been a good friend and helped me out financially a few months ago, so I it was my pleasure to return the favor. But I never expected anything like this. I'm still in shock after an hour and a half.

She just saved me 4 grand. You have no idea the weight she just lifted over me.  I feel like I just won the p-4.

There are still some good people left on this planet.

Entry #93

The Devil appears in church

The church was packed this particular Sunday and the preacher was half way through his sermon when the Devil shows up behind the preacher with a loud roar. Everyone freaks out and runs out of the church except for one guy still sitting there in the front row.

The Devil comes face to face with the man and asks furiously, "AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?"

The man replies, "Me?, scared of you? HA !,  I've been married to your sister for 30 years".

Entry #88
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