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Saturday Warning Label
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Found on public rest room Continuous Roll Towel dispensers:
maintenance operator: Failure to follow loading instructions could result in serious injury or death
Death for failing to follow instructions? Who'd have thought that janitors were working under such strict scrutiny?
What's the penalty for failing to fill all the toilet-paper holders?
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Maybe since they are continuous dispensers, the paper would roll on and on and on and someone walking his dog on the next block could trip & fall on a piece of toilet tissue?
Would this be called a "wipe-out?" (remember that song? Da da da da da da da da....Wipe out!!)
I need a lawyer. My car died again today. What a nightmare. I was screaming & crying so much that the sales manager at Hyundai gave me a loaner, since I would have lost my new job. 3rd tow (6 repairs) just in October. Battery, Alternator, Front Axle, Power Locks, Wiper Motor, and whatever fell off this time. Need one of those warning labels on every Hyundai. (although this loaner is really cool)
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