A man was sitting on a blanket

at the ocean beach.

He had no arms & no legs.

Three women, the first was from England ,

the second Wales , & the third was Ireland ,

were walking past the poor man

feeling sorry for him.

The English woman said:

"Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No,"

so she gave him a nice warm hug & walked on.

The Welsh woman said,

"Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No,"

so she gave him a gentle kiss & walked on.

The Irish woman came to him & said,

"Av ya ever been fooked before, Laddie?

The man broke into a big smile

& said, "No I haven't".

She said,

"Aye Lad, ya will be in about 5 minutes when the tide comes in !!"