Cowboy at the pearly gates

 

 

 

Cowboy at the pearly gates

 

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 

 

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

 

"On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 

 

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. 

 

I yelled....... Now, back off..... or I'll kick the shit  out of all of you!"

 

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

 

"Oh Just Couple of minutes ago."