Comments for "Lotto Texas Lottery Pool - Game One - 10th Update"

Many     of our fears are tissue paper-thin, and a single courageous step would     carry us through them.
     --Brendan Francis

Have You Seen The Signs in The     Office?

1. In an     office:

TOILET OUT OF     ORDER......
     PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

2. In a     Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING     MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

3. In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT     UPSTAIRS

4. In an     office:

WOULD THE PERSON     WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
     . . .FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

5. In an     office:

AFTER TEA BREAK     STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD     

6. Outside a     secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE     ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG     AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

7. Notice in     health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO     ILLNESS

8. Spotted in a     safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE     STAY IN YOUR CAR

9. Seen during     a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS     CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

10. Notice in a     farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS     WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

11. On a repair     shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR     ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)We all need a     good laugh, keep on smiling

Have You Seen The Signs in The     Office?

1. In an     office:

TOILET OUT OF     ORDER......
     PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

2. In a     Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING     MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

3. In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT     UPSTAIRS

4. In an     office:

WOULD THE PERSON     WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
     . . .FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

5. In an     office:

AFTER TEA BREAK     STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD     

6. Outside a     secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE     ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG     AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

7. Notice in     health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO     ILLNESS

8. Spotted in a     safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE     STAY IN YOUR CAR

9. Seen during     a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS     CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

10. Notice in a     farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS     WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

11. On a repair     shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR     ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)We all need a     good laugh, keep on smiling