Here's a riddle for you:  How do you make a big African rhinoceros roll over on its back laughing hysterical? 

This one is easy, should not take more than 30 seconds.

Give up?

You try to get him to wear an election pin with "James Comey for president" on it.

Easy.

How do you make James Comey's book more truthful?  Have Hillary help write it.

Hear about Forrest Fenn's treasure?  They say it might only be worth $1 million.  Perhaps all that work to find it might not be worth it.  A mid-range lottery would be worth more and take less time to win it.  It will cost money either way but for me the numbers are more attractive.  Anyways Google it.

Gotta go.