Last Chocolate chip cookie

A very old man is lying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly notices the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulls himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife is baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reaches for a cookie.

His wife, however, quickly smacks him across the back of his hand.



"Leave them alone," she exclaims: "They're for the funeral!"