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Some nurses are so caring
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(This has nothing to do with coronavirus, it's just for a giggle)
Some Nurses Are So caringWhile riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for."I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.""That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!""Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.""Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?""Still in the ditch, I guess."
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