A man wants to write about life in prison, so he stands in the middle of the central square and shouts something about the head of the nation being stupid. He gets arrested and thinks he'll get a light sentence for the offense, but instead gets 10 years for uncovering a government secret.

A guy walking down the streets spreading leaflets is picked up by the secret police. They take his leaflets, but they are all blank. "What gives? What's the message?" they demand, and he replies "What's there to say, it's all self-evident!"