Fishing Trip ~

Four of us guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two
days before the group is to leave, my wife puts her foot down and
tells me I'm not going. My mates are very upset
that I can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the other three get to the camping site only to find me
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered,
and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Shucks  Man, how long you been here, and how did you
talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday evening. I was sitting in my
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and
said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand
new see~through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our
bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she
had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed,
so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, here I am . . .  You guys want a beer ? ? ?"