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Italian Virginity test
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The Italian Virginity Test
Mario is planning to marry and asks his
family doctor how he could tell if
his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin.
His doctor says ... "Mario, all the Italian men I know
use three things for what we call
a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~
a small can of Red paint,
a small can of Blue paint, and a Shovel."
Mario asks ... "And what do I do with these things, doc?"
The doctor replies ... "Before you climb
into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your b...ls Red and the other ba.l Blue.
If she says ... 'That's the strangest pair of ba..ls I've ever seen !',
..........you hit her with the Shovel.
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