Husband's Message (by cellphone):

Honey,  a car has hit me near  the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays...

The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot...

Wife's Response:

Who the Hell is Paula??