Does anyone know where I can get one of those “Money trees”?

That would sure come in handy. You pluck one off and it grows right back.

Like magic!

Are the Democrats the sole owner of one, or are there more?

If I could get a hold of one, I wouldn’t have to mess with my systems.

That would give me more time to crack the “Solyndra” case.

Someone is going to jail on that one.

Every wrong will be righted.

It’s a Universal law that I didn’t write.

Someone did.

Those in the know, knows who.

No playing around! All business!

Serious business!