"I have to be in a Twilight Zone episode. I gotta' be. WTF!"

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No choice…Camille….and you guessed it….a teaching tool. (Never short of those! around here)

 

 

I was just in the kitchen getting some things done (Chores…I am a jack of all trades. If I don’t do things, things WILL NOT get done)

 

My Mother comes in to the kitchen and says to me, “there is a store you know” (It has been a few days since I did a store run…kinda busy if I do say so my self…the last kcufing thing on my mind is food!)

I say to her. “we have plenty of food” (Healthy food that you have to actually prepare. It is called “cooking”.

She replies, “I just wanted something quick” She lives on Microwavable POISON. Pizza rolls, Hot pockets, Beef stew (The more fat in it the better. You can see it in her eyes. She loves gristle and who the kcuf knows what that is! Could be what’s left of Jimmy Hoffa. I wouldn’t doubt it!)

 

That is America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And it is kcufing KILLING (the) US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of A...........with the quickness!

 

P.S. NO MILK AGAIN, and I am too busy with work to kcuf with it. I ate my Cereal……………………………dry……….with two pieces of whole wheat dry toast and a Peach. And I was okay with it! The world didn’t quit kcufing spinning. (For the “dumb downs”….it spins…hate to break it to you)

Entry #301

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