Five Unshakable Facts:

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy
    is grown up when he starts removing it.

2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never
    realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
    having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!

4. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was
    wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors,
    Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but
    will grab whatever is available.