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May 10, 2024, 9:13 pm
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Second Opinion...
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SEE HOW IMPORTANT A SECOND OPINION IS!!
The doctor said, "Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles".
I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I had
no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was without
a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an
important part of Myself. As I walked down the street, I realized that I
felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new
life.
I saw a men's clothing store and thought, that's what I need... A new
suit... I entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, "Let's see... Size 44 long."
I laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
I tried on the suit it fit perfectly.
As I admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
I thought for a moment, and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed me and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."
I was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years."
I tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.
I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
I thought for a moment, and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let's see... Size 36.
I laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache."
New suit - $800
New shirt - $70
New underwear - $12
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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