Jack Whittaker: un-luckiest lottery winner everPrevious TopicNext Topic

This guy should run for President of the United States.

He's certainly incompetent enough. 

Todd --good look  I saw a picture of jack with a pony tail  a few weeks ago  I like the new Jack look

'ol jack he did have a stack

now no one has his back

his cash is low

feeling like an everyday joe

tragedy struck

for the love of a buck

his life in shambles

can't afford sandals

feeling very spent

down to his very last cent

the haggard look is on his face

killing the pain with another case

the alcohol numbs the pain

amounts spent insane

well its too late

today is the date

cruel cruel is his twist of fate

Did you write that Mike?

yes.i thought it up as i was writing it.its silly i know

Jack is apparently beyond help and beyond sanity. I can only hope to use him as an example of what not to do if I win a big one.

I can personally help him.... Someone, please, tell him to send me all of his (hidden) money.  All of it.

here is another.this is being done just like the other off the top of my head....here it goes.

 'ol jack he was a good old man

 he went to the racetrack looking for a hand...

 job that is....

 instead he was to be robbed

 the pretty woman pronounced him a slob

 so he left with his briefcase

 just after the police chase

 refused a breathalizer test

 that he knew best

 got locked up in jail

 didn't take long to make bail

 millions always on hand

 told him he was richer than the men from the sand

 soon it wore off that magic

 all thats left is pretty tragic

Gives complete and final definition to the term "Wacko Jacko", 'ey.

This is the case study of what not to do after winning.

It amazes me that his wife hasn't filed for divorce and left him penniless. She is the one I feel most sorry for.

That's actually not too bad Mike, I especially like your last two lines.

JW SHOULD be President! He manages his money MUCH better than the current Government.

Quote from future press conference:

"I did NOT touch that woman, Kitty French..."

PS- he looks different now than that photo which is from when he first won.. he grew a beard in the last photo I saw but that was a while ago too.

I first noticed the blog on this subject, so that's where I posted.  Just wanted to tell Todd that I didn't know he created that image. Not being technical, it's so good I just assumed it came from a recent news article.  So if I ever decide to go back to dating I'll send you a photo and you can touch it up a little for me, okay?

i've never in my life this has got to be the most horrible thing that could happen to a million in a life time the way he could come out of this is get a movie deal and pray that it's enough to pay everyone off my pray goes out to this man

God is playing a beautiful game. Simply, if people don't know how to mange money and withdraw themselves from the public after winning a big jackpot this is the ultimate result. Penniless, Jack you better jump off the bridge.