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Nikkicute
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Posted: April 2, 2012, 2:14 am - IP Logged

bump!

Anymore funnies?

    sully16
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    Posted: April 2, 2012, 7:56 am - IP Logged

    Airline pilot leaves wife for stewardess, ex-wife win mega-millions, airline pilot gets cancer, stewardess leaves, ex-wife eventually puts ashes of pilot under the stairs in the basement.

    Hyper

      Nikkicute
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      Posted: April 2, 2012, 9:28 am - IP Logged

      Airline pilot leaves wife for stewardess, ex-wife win mega-millions, airline pilot gets cancer, stewardess leaves, ex-wife eventually puts ashes of pilot under the stairs in the basement.

      lol Sounds like a movie of the week on the Lifetime Network!!

        Coin Toss
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        Posted: April 2, 2012, 4:25 pm - IP Logged

        Women claims to be Maryland MM winner, whether she is or not McDonad's workers sue her for blowing remaining anonymous in Maryland.

        Scared

        Those who run the lotteries love it when players look for consistency in something that's designed not to have any.

        One thing all the Law of Attraction books have done is help to sell a lot of lottery tickets!

          mrcoco5

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          Posted: April 2, 2012, 5:01 pm - IP Logged

          Winner miss out on claming jackpot

           

          The winner of the record winning jackpot was a day late claming their jackpot.when asked why  they were late  they  responded that

          I call the lottery office here's what happen

          If you speak english press 1

          If you  are calling about claming a prize press 2

          If your calling for direction to the lottery office press 3

          ok please hold  customer service will be right with you!!Thud

            HiFi
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            Posted: April 2, 2012, 5:16 pm - IP Logged

            dog eats winning lottery ticket

               
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