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emilyg — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 02:44:23 GMT

Spot on. Thanks for chuckle on the doctor's comment. Pelosi is a moron.

Original Blog Entry: Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat

Coin Toss — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 00:30:27 GMT

LETTERMAN'S

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry

whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on

a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon

at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better

job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody

is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,

and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers

and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that

gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home

invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies

being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to

free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should

take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be

allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give

the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party

sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite

the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never

get their agendas past the voters.

... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better

to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own

because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in

America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other

countries.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its

limits ... Albert Einstein

I know you all will appreciate this definition. The best description of Obamacare so far:

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: We have to pass it, to find out what's in it.

A physician called into a radio show and said: That's the definition

of a stool sample.

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