Think Before You Speak

Comment #8

thousandair — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 22:28:18 GMT

Thanks for making my day, im still lmao awesome !!!!!!

Comment #7

Litebets27 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 21:28:58 GMT

Thanks so much for the laughs.

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jordi marey — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 20:58:43 GMT

really funny

Comment #5

justxploring — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 23:14:15 GMT

<br />Sometimes the true stories are the funniest! Your story reminds of when I worked for family part-time many years ago to make extra money. The little boy went to the bathroom one day and did the same thing. He turned his little behind to me and asked me to wipe him clean. He was so adorable that it didn't bother me much, but it was such a shock. I had done a lot of babysitting, but that was a first for me.

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SirMetro — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 20:24:01 GMT

In regards to item 5, it reminds me of something that happened to me about 18 years ago. I was visiting with my Sister and her family and we had went Christmas shopping. Well, my great-neice wanted to go the bath room. So somehow, I was selected to escort her to the bathroom. Now keep in mind, I am a 22 year old single guy who has NEVER EVER dealt with young children before. So when she was finish, she asked me if she was clean. I had assumed she ment she wanted to wash her hands. Instead, when

Comment #3

justxploring — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:27:20 GMT

<br />Can't remember which wife, but I think it was Mrs. Arnold Palmer who walked off the Tonight Show. Johnny Carson asked her if she does anything special to encourage her husband before a tournament and she answered "I kiss his balls for good luck." He said "That must give him a pretty stiff putter." Can anyone verify that for me? I don't know if I actually saw that show or heard it so many times I honestly think I saw it!!<br /><br />Regarding the snow story, the exact same thing happened... [ More ]

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Rick G — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:22:10 GMT

Sir Metro, those were great! Thanks for the laughs.

Comment #1

emilyg — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:32:38 GMT

funny!!!!!

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