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MzDuffleBaglady — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 04:12:25 GMT

Thanks.

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MzDuffleBaglady — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 04:11:58 GMT

Thanks.

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hearsetrax — Tue, 23 Aug 2016 09:24:20 GMT

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emilyg — Tue, 23 Aug 2016 03:22:53 GMT

Good ones.

Original Blog Entry: Some good ones

Coin Toss — Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:26:01 GMT

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you

can be in a robe...before you start looking like a mental patient.

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social

situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.

Do they just giveyou a bra and say, Here, fill this out?

The speed with which a woman says

nothing when asked What's wrong? ...is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm

that's coming.

Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your

birthday, your life sucks!

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple Thank you is all I

need...not all this, How did you get into my house business!

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going

to get me something.

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a

week.Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a

year. This

is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older

women's clothing line named,

Sag Harbor .

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of

tattoos.

What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick

their noses?

Money can't buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married...Andy,

Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen,

Thelma Lou, Clara ... And, of course, Opie--all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed

drunk.

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