/blogentry/115549 emilyg's Blog: Talking Clock.. en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/115549#c158499 /blogentry/115549#c158499 Fri, 02 Sep 2016 03:43:04 GMT sully16 lol, funny Emily.

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]]> MADDOG10 /blogentry/115549 /blogentry/115549 Thu, 01 Sep 2016 23:14:21 GMT emilyg A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's with that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You ass-hole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!

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