Tuesday Warning Label

Comment #5

justxploring — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:11:00 GMT

Very funny, True Critic. Brilliant!

Comment #4

emilyg — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:07:19 GMT

lol - thanks for the laughs.

Comment #3

truecritic — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:24:58 GMT

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the... [ More ]

Comment #2

justxploring — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:08:59 GMT

Since I'm getting personal here, I figured I'd continue to tell you about my sad love life. I went out with the Jolly Green Giant too for a while. My parents were upset because of his color. They wanted him to convert and be circumcised so I took him to a shucker. What about the Ty-D-Bol man? I told him he had to pay rent for spending most of his time in my toilet, but he got pissed off and said "I'm sick of taking all your s**t! I know there's someone out there for me, Emily. In the meantime Lil' Debbie and I are partying with the Keebler Elves.... [ More ]

Comment #1

justxploring — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:47:36 GMT

Guess it was better than the relationship I had with the Pillsbury Doughboy. Every time we had sex I got a yeast infection. All he did was giggle.

Original Blog Entry: Tuesday Warning Label

emilyg — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:51:46 GMT