I know this is a joke, but bubble bath isn't really good to use because of that very reason. I stopped dating Mr. Bubble because we couldn't go out in the rain. One day I got a very sad call from his mother. He was in the hospital and she cried out "My Bubble burst!" Turned into a real soap opera.
Guess it was better than the relationship I had with the Pillsbury Doughboy. Every time we had sex I got a yeast infection. All he did was giggle.

Since I'm getting personal here, I figured I'd continue to tell you about my sad love life. I went out with the Jolly Green Giant too for a while. My parents were upset because of his color. They wanted him to convert and be circumcised so I took him to a shucker. What about the Ty-D-Bol man? I told him he had to pay rent for spending most of his time in my toilet, but he got pissed off and said "I'm sick of taking all your s**t! I know there's someone out there for me, Emily. In the meantime Lil' Debbie and I are partying with the Keebler Elves.

No wonder you got it, justx...that's what did him in. Apparently yeast infections are really deadly!

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on
the following news. Please join me in remembering
a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times he was still a crusty old
man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had
one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

lol - thanks for the laughs.

Very funny, True Critic. Brilliant!