Original Blog Entry: Sure Signs to Make You Smile... :-)

eddessaknight — Sun, 29 Jul 2018 01:08:31 GMT

Sure Signs to Make You Smile...

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

Blind man driving.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:

If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a Plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:

Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On an Electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts

In a Non-smoking Area:

If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door:

Push! Push! Push!

At a Car Dealership:

The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

Outside a Muffler Shop:

No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company:

We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window:

Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

Drive carefully. We'll wait.

At a Propane Filling Station:

Thank Heaven for little grills.

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

Best place in town to take a leak.

And the best one for last ;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

Caution - This Truck is full of Past Unfulfilled Political Promises

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