Sure Signs to Make You Smile...

 

   

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

 

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

“Blind man driving.”

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

 

In a Podiatrist's office:   

"Time wounds all heels.”

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

 

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed.”

 

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

 

On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts”

 

In a Non-smoking Area: 

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

 

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push! Push! Push!”

 

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

 

Outside a Muffler Shop: 

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

 

At the Electric Company: 

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

 

In a Restaurant window: 

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop: 

"Best place in town to take a leak.”

 

And the best one for last…; 

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Past Unfulfilled Political Promises"