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Today, 10:30 pmNEWS: Chicago Snowstorm Delays Hundreds Of Shootings
Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Shootings Jan 7, 2017
CHICAGO—The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of shootings on Saturday night and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced.
“As we speak, maintenance crews are working diligently to restore public transportation, de-ice roads, and clear back alleyways so that Chicagoans can quickly resume shootings again,” Department of Streets and Sanitation spokesman Dave Michelson said of the heavy blizzard, which caused numerous homicide cancellations last night at peak murder times.
“Unfortunately, we’re backed up by about 35 deadly shootings at the moment, but we hope to restore regular death tolls as soon as possible.We apologize to anyone forced to postpone shootings or other killings today and assure concerned murderers that they will be able to resume slayings by early Monday afternoon.” At press time, authorities reported that murders were up and running in many parts of the city, with four teenagers already gunned down on Chicago’s South Side.
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Today, 7:29 pmTwas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his new found power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“Happy Inauguration to all,
AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED
January 20, 2017, 3:19 amObama Makes Last-Minute Release of Detainees Out of Gitmo :-(
Obama quietly releases 4 more detainees from Guantanamo, Cuba to Saudi Arabia & United Arab Republic :-(
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January 19, 2017, 6:52 pmObama: The Unanswered Mystery Of The Century -
ENIGMA or Clever Covert Cover -Up?
It will be interesting to see what they put in his "Presidential Library" about his early years, when he is out of office.
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January 18, 2017, 1:43 amWorld Genocide Nearly 1 million Christians reportedly martyred for their faith last decade alone :-(
Nearly 1 million Christians reportedly martyred for their faith in last decade alone....
Last Edited: January 18, 2017, 1:45 am
January 17, 2017, 5:57 am5 minute condensed management course...
5 minute management course
Lessons 1 thru 6
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
A priest offered a Nun a lift..
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily
and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say..
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull <snip> might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who <snip>s on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of <snip> is your
(3) And when you're in deep <snip>, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
January 15, 2017, 10:31 pmHOLY WARS in Manhattan ??
"......paid $700,000 a year and allowed to live in a $3.5 million condominium rent-free, said the foundation....."
January 15, 2017, 7:16 pmEight steps to fix immigration problem :-)
Eight steps to fix immigration problem
Wayne Allyn Root
"Democrats are screaming hysterical predictions about the next four years. They believe Donald Trump will deport millions, uproot and separate families and send children to a country (Mexico) they’ve never been to. But none of that has to happen. Ever.
I have a simple plan to solve America’s illegal immigration problem, save the great American middle class and make America great again.
First, President Trump — before anything else — should get started building the wall. Put that shovel in the ground. Get the party started. That will quiet all the arrogant, delusional liberals who say, “He’ll never build the wall.” Really? Watch it start immediately.
Second, secure the border with thousands of new border agents and thousands of drones.
Secure every inch. Then give the border agents the freedom to do their jobs. Put border agents in charge, not lawyers.
Third, immediately defund all “sanctuary cities.” If they choose to disobey the laws of this country, cut off all federal funds. Watch the politicians beg for their money. End of story. No more “sanctuary.”
Fourth, install e-verify at every business in America. Every illegal will have no choice but to come out from the shadows.
Fifth, demand the IRS do its job. Anyone using fake Social Security numbers must be arrested for identity theft.
Sixth, from this day forward no one here illegally can collect any welfare benefits — that includes food stamps, Medicaid, Aid to Dependent Children, housing allowances, free meals at school, Obamacare and “earned income tax credits.” The gravy train is over. If you want to come to America, or stay in America, you come to work. That big beautiful wall comes with a big beautiful door. You can come in— if you want to work. If you don’t, you can go home.
Seventh, illegals already here broke the law. But you can stay. No deportations. But you give up the right to become a citizen. You’ll get a work permit and resident status. You are free to stay and work. You won the lottery. But you can never collect welfare or vote.
Lastly, deport every single illegal alien in prison for a felony. Let the country from which they came pay the prison bill, not American taxpayers.
With the wall and thousands of new border agents and thousands of drones policing the border, no one gets in illegally ever again. But if they come for a job, the door on the big beautiful wall opens.
All problems solved. No one is deported except felons. Those who remain can’t get welfare or vote.
The border is secured, so this never happens again. And middle-class Americans have their jobs and wages protected. Everyone wins.
Let’s see what liberals say now. If your goal was stopping deportation, you should be thrilled with this plan. If your goal was never having to fear a knock on the door in the middle of the night, you should be thrilled. You just won the lottery.
But if liberals oppose this fair and reasonable plan, then we know they couldn’t care less about immigrants. They just see them as “future Democrat voters.”
I dare you to stand in the way of this plan. I double dare you."
Wayne Allyn Root
January 13, 2017, 6:05 pmMontreal Curling: Kewel -
~with Kewel Compliments:
Great title "Montreal Curling", wonder who thought that up!
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January 12, 2017, 7:27 pmA High-Ranking Freemason Just Got Caught Hacking The Vatican & ECB :-(
Most Interesting! Judgment on the system may be worldwide.
Last Edited: January 12, 2017, 7:27 pm
January 11, 2017, 3:02 amL@@K at the amazing expressions on the children'd faces :-)
Lunch Hour Bell
Last Edited: January 11, 2017, 3:21 am
January 10, 2017, 9:28 pmRussian Auto Dashboard Cameras :-)
Last Edited: January 10, 2017, 9:38 pm
January 10, 2017, 3:56 amChicago Cook County Prison Violence :-(
Warning, graphic video: Violent prison brawl caught on tape :-(
Warning, graphic video: Violent prison brawl caught on tape
So Sad, Soooo Bad!
Last Edited: January 10, 2017, 4:03 am
January 9, 2017, 12:59 pmCHICAGO Bulls vs Boston Celtics - Kiss Cam - Priceless :-)
At the Chicago Bulls Basketball team home games they have a Kiss Cam. The idea is that couples images are displayed on the big screen over the basketball court and if your image is shown you should kiss your partner. That's the theory....
WATCH TILL THE END - Something we've all wanted to do to certain cell phone loving people .....
Last Edited: January 9, 2017, 3:40 pm
January 8, 2017, 5:48 pmGatestone Institute: When "Peace" Means Capitulation :-(
WAKE UP CALL AMERICA:
"We will win because Americans don't realize... we do not need to defeat you militarily; we only need to fight long enough for you to defeat yourself by quitting." — Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, one of the al-Qaeda planners of the 9/11 attacks. :-(
Last Edited: January 9, 2017, 12:26 am