/blogentry/165520 grwurston's Blog: Jane And Arlene en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/165520#c225833 /blogentry/165520#c225833 Sun, 15 Aug 2021 21:03:05 GMT MzDuffleBaglady Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Made my day!!!!!!

]]> MzDuffleBaglady /blogentry/165520#c225814 /blogentry/165520#c225814 Sun, 15 Aug 2021 10:39:43 GMT sully16 lol, that's funny.

]]> sully16 /blogentry/165520 /blogentry/165520 Sun, 15 Aug 2021 03:31:56 GMT grwurston

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and

announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age).

He then asks, What kind do you want? Lubricated, non lubricated, ribbed, non ribbed? You want medium, large, extra large? What color do you want? Pink, red, blue, yellow, or standard?

Arlene says: I don't care, as long as it fits on a Camel.

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