Dear Stinky...

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MADDOG10 — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 14:41:57 GMT

Hear, Hear on your comment Ridge.

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rdgrnr — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 23:07:14 GMT

That's typical Stinky-Speak. Stinky, you've outdone yourself once again! You're still my favorite little fat guy! As our official self-appointed Commander of the LP Spelling Police Commando Unit, Stinky should know what it is he's trying to say and spell. I'm quite sure the poor fat guy was just trying to spell "incarcerated" but simply failed (as is his custom) as he typed with one hand and tried to gnaw on a turkey leg with the other. It's probably hard to do just the one... [ More ]

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sully16 — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 21:19:18 GMT

I save the best for last, oh and thank you for all the valuable time you spend to bring such informative and exhilarating content to our little corner of the world. With all that being said, some other lesser known blog, not really worth the time, has accused you of being " Incardinated" WTH is that? Gas? Sad tummy? I pray this message finds you in excellent health.

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MADDOG10 — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 14:47:58 GMT

BBRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Original Blog Entry: Dear Stinky...

rdgrnr — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 13:56:53 GMT

It was rather disheartening just now while making my Grand Entrance to see Stinky was up at 2 in the morning with old Uncle Ridge dominating his every thought to the point that he couldn't sleep. I think we should all find his obsession with me somewhat alarming in a very real sense. We're all in a sense neighbors here and should look out for each other.

You know, as I gaze dreamily from my window here in the library of my humble abode in The Great Hall of The Mountain Kings, my thoughts rarely if ever drift to a far removed ramshackle trailer park in Northern Kentucky where a morbidly obese denizen sits in squalor and filth, cursing his lot in life and those he feels are responsible for it. Why he would choose me and all of Christianity as being responsible for the mess he finds himself in at 75 years old is beyond me. I've been a caring nurturer all my life and I only want to help Stinky and I hope everyone here does also. I want nothing but the best for him.

Stinky, listen to me, buddy. That post about women in Montreal not shaving their legs was what we normal people call humor. I know you don't have a sense of humor but it's usually used as a means to evoke something we normal people call laughter. It's an enjoyable experience that you might want to check out sometime like after your soap operas maybe. There's no sexism involved because believe me, nobody likes women more than I do.

Now if you are truly alarmed by sexism, misogyny or racism you should look to your closest friend that they call Numbnutz, He routinely calls women vile names here and he calls people of color here including women things like Jungle Monkeys and Mountain Gorillas and worse.

But as for you and me, I want you to know that I'm here for you whenever you need me.

We all are, Stinky.

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