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]]> emilyg /blogentry/22618 /blogentry/22618 Tue, 27 May 2008 00:21:19 GMT Gentlespirit AARP Tips...

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum

Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find

younger, sexy women who are interested

in them?

A: Try a bookstore...under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is

going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools,

you can finish the basement. When you are

done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is

mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where

can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode

Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt '

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of

your 50+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of

the elderly...wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these

crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my

face?

A: Seriously? Go braless. It will usually pull

them out.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet

parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your

car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have

problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem,

retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more

soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye

glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made

by 50+ year olds when they enter antique

stores?

A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

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