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AARP Tips
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Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find
younger, sexy women who are interested
in them?
A: Try a bookstore...under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is
going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools,
you can finish the basement. When you are
done you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where
can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt '
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of
your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of
the elderly...wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these
crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my
face?
A: Seriously? Go braless. It will usually pull
them out.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem,
retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more
soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made
by 50+ year olds when they enter antique
stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
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