Original Blog Entry: The Test

ochoop17 — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:32:01 GMT

This guy's wife asks, Honey, if I died would you remarry?

He replies, Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would.

She says, If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?

He replies, We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would.

So she asks, If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?

He says, That bed is brand new, we just paid $2,000 for it, it's going to last a long time, so I guess she would.

She asks, If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?

And he says, Oh no, she's left-handed.

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