This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, so I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

He says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid $2,000 for it, it's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."

She asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

And he says, "Oh no, she's left-handed."