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justxploring — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 22:49:32 GMT

Explain, please. I'm looking for the punchline. (she types as she scratches the bites all over her body) I always wonder how people know these things. I mean, I've never seen a mosquito in orthopedic shoes. I suppose they do have feet since they have legs..makes sense. I thought that actually had antlers. Oh, wait a minute - that's a moosequito. Sorry. "You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas." I also heard this one (how... [ More ]

Original Blog Entry: Cucumbers, chicken lips, and tin cups

pacattack05 — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 19:08:42 GMT

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You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas.

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