Comment #3

xthundercat2003 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:46:31 GMT

sweetie you had me going i was saying oh my god this is crazy but it is good i just started to lol lol lol

Comment #2

jackpotismine — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:21:19 GMT

Hat's a really GOOD one! LOL

Comment #1

emilyg — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:51:03 GMT

LOL

Original Blog Entry: A Phone Call From Daddy

Jani Norman — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:00:26 GMT

A phone call from Daddy

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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**

**This is Daddy.**

**Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**

**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on

the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to

Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**

**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? .........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

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