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A Phone Call From Daddy

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A phone call from Daddy
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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**'Hello?'**


**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**


**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

 

**After a brief pause,**

 

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

 

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

 

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**


**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

 

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**


**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**


**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!'**


**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

 

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

 

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.**

 

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

 

*****Long Pause*****

 


*****Longer Pause*****

 


*****Even Longer Pause*****

 

**Then Daddy says,**

 

**'Swimming pool? .........**


**Is this 486-5731?'*


**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
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Entry #55

Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - July 15, 2008, 9:51 pm
LOL
2.
jackpotismineComment by jackpotismine - July 16, 2008, 3:21 am
Hat's a really GOOD one! LOL
3.
xthundercat2003Comment by xthundercat2003 - July 23, 2008, 8:46 pm
sweetie you had me going i was saying oh my god this is crazy but it is good i just started to lol lol lol

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