/blogentry/23941 pacattack05's Blog: Affair with dentist en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator /blogentry/23941#c26836 /blogentry/23941#c26836 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:02:31 GMT pacattack05 <br />“We need our own hospital!” says one local. <br /><br />“That’s beyond our budget,” answers the mayor. “Anyone else?” <br /><br />“I gots a perfect idea,” says another redneck. “Just dig the hole next to the hospital.”<br

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/23941#c26835 /blogentry/23941#c26835 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:39:42 GMT justxploring Dentist joke. ---   Sounds like a lousy dentist. Sounds as if the relationship didn't include any drilling, just a lot of pulling.

]]> justxploring /blogentry/23941#c26833 /blogentry/23941#c26833 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:15:48 GMT pacattack05 Three nuns walking down the street. First nun says to the second nun, " I found condoms in Father O'Malley's dresser!". The second nun says,"Yes, I know so I put holes in them using a needle." The third nun faints.<br

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/23941#c26832 /blogentry/23941#c26832 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:50:41 GMT pacattack05 A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"<br /><br />He says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out!"<br

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/23941#c26830 /blogentry/23941#c26830 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:23:04 GMT pacattack05 The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.<br /><br />A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. <br /><br />The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind. <br /><br />The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. <br />They said that they noticed that he blessed... [ More ]

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/23941#c26829 /blogentry/23941#c26829 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:20:15 GMT pacattack05 A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.<br /><br />Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dol... [ More ]

]]> pacattack05 /blogentry/23941 /blogentry/23941 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:05:16 GMT pacattack05 Affair With Dentist

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate rendezvous in the dental clinic after hours.

But one day he said sadly, Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious.

No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post, she assured him. Besides, we've been meeting here for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing.

True, agreed the dentist, but you're down to one tooth!

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