Comment #2

joker17 — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:50:54 GMT

Elephant Eyebrows rule

Comment #1

truecritic — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:46:15 GMT

<br />Her white gardenias were in bloom and it turned out that one shoe belonged to Jan and the other one belonged to Dean.<br /><br />(Five-toed pachyderm eyebrows

Original Blog Entry: 2 funny jokes Ha Ha

joker17 — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:09:49 GMT

Elephant story:

There was once an elephant named Zimba. He was a normal elephant variety, except that he liked mermaids and coffee grounds. He got some residuals from a potato commercial he'd done a few months ago, but it wasn't enough.

A week later, a mexican was cutting his grass when the person he liked next door walked up to him and blew sasafraz powder in his face, and told him about the elephant. This outraged the Mexican and he sneezed.

The Mexican was later arrested on charges of owning too many gazelle noses from Africa. After the Mexican was arrested, he asked why such a long prison sentence, but the cops refused to buy shoes from Tony's warehouse.

The funny thing about this was that the shoes belonged to uncle Charley, and not the Asian girl once thought to be the owner.

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Apple tree

A guy walks in front of an apple tree and starts to wonder where the tree came from. He then nods to himself and leads his right hand out of the feather knocker to beg for some dandolines and premium crackers.

The next day he returns to the barn and reflects on what happened, but joey who was there yesterday pleads with the man to not fo sit by the comfort inn near the shopping mall. He reluctunatly agrees.

He asks the man why he never returned the shoes, and the man replies.....It wasn't mine, it was my uncle Tony's shoes.

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