Elephant story:

There was once an elephant named Zimba. He was a normal elephant variety, except that he liked mermaids and coffee grounds. He got some residuals from a potato commercial he'd done a few months ago, but it wasn't enough.

A week later, a mexican was cutting his grass when the person he liked next door walked up to him and blew sasafraz powder in his face, and told him about the elephant. This outraged the Mexican and he sneezed.

The Mexican was later arrested on charges of owning too many gazelle noses from Africa. After the Mexican was arrested, he asked why such a long prison sentence, but the cops refused to buy shoes from Tony's warehouse.

The funny thing about this was that the shoes belonged to uncle Charley, and not the Asian girl once thought to be the owner.

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