Perks of being 50 and plus /blogentry/52592 emilyg's Blog: Perks of being 50 and plus en-us Lottery Post RSS Generator Comment #5 /blogentry/52592#c60851 /blogentry/52592#c60851 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:46:17 GMT jarasan HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dem is a berry funny.

]]> jarasan Comment #4 /blogentry/52592#c60848 /blogentry/52592#c60848 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:40:10 GMT CARBOB Kitty, you have a fantastic sense of humor!!! thank you for sharing.

]]> CARBOB Comment #3 /blogentry/52592#c60846 /blogentry/52592#c60846 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 06:46:15 GMT joker17 OMG, I don't know that it's because I've worked all day and night...16 hours...lol.....but this has to be the funniest jokes I've ever seen Kitty post.....THANK YOU KITTY....My sister is gonna love this...I just know it....hee hee...

]]> joker17 Comment #2 /blogentry/52592#c60841 /blogentry/52592#c60841 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 03:42:08 GMT konane Really good ones! Love the one about big print.

]]> konane Comment #1 /blogentry/52592#c60840 /blogentry/52592#c60840 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:46:30 GMT budward thanks Em!! Those are good ones.

]]> budward Original Blog Entry: Perks of being 50 and plus /blogentry/52592 /blogentry/52592 Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:22:37 GMT emilyg 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run -

anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08 You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your

stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator

music.

14. Your eyes won't get much

worse.

15. Your investment in health

insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate

meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your

friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is

finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember right

now!

And never, under any circumstances,

take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same

night!

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