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JAP69 — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 03:39:21 GMT

LOL

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sully16 — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 03:02:05 GMT

OMG, Thats is hilarious, Thanks Cashwinner, needed good laugh.

Original Blog Entry: Headlines: Year 2029 LoL

CashWinner$ — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 02:47:30 GMT

17 STUNNING HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR : 2029

1. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh

largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

2. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's

third language.

3. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

4. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage

5. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported

legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

6. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

7. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces

mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

8. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

9. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year

in Mexifornia and Floruba.

10. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed

they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

11. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWAR even though gas is selling for

4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

12. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

13. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

14. Average height of mutant NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

15. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly

swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

16. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent for those dumb enough to work.

17. Floruba voters still having trouble with their voting machines.

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