Original Blog Entry: Guys Are Fun .. LoL

CashWinner$ — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 22:45:42 GMT

One day my housework-challenged husband

decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry

room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the

washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE ! '

And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the

world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.........

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'

Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what

do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like

this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed

gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: That you didn t hold the pillow down long enough..

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'.

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