One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt. 
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?' 
'It depends,' I replied. 
'What does it say on your shirt?' 
He yelled back, '    OHIO STATE  ! ' 
And they say blondes are dumb... 
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world.' 
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you......... 
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
this?' 
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. 
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 
A: A rumor 
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 
A: Trustworthy. 
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed
gasping for breath and calling your name? 
A: That you didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.. 
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? 
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe. 
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Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail? 
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'.