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Subject: TWO WOMEN

Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and

started to strike up a conversation.

How'd you die? the first woman asks the second.

I froze to death, says the second.

That's awful, says the first woman. How does it feel to freeze to

death?

It's very uncomfortable at first, says the second woman. You get

the

shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But

eventually,

it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off,

as if all were peacful and quiet..

How about you, how did you die?

I had a heart attack, says the first woman.

You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed

up at

home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone,

watching

TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran

up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast

as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive

heart attack and died

The second woman shakes her head.

That's so ironic, she says.

....... If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we would both still be alive..

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