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Subject: TWO WOMEN

Two Women waiting in line at the Pearly Gates to get into heaven and
started to strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first woman asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second.

"That's awful," says the first woman. "How does it feel to freeze to
death?

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second woman. "You get
the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually,
it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off,
as if all were peacful and quiet..

How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first woman.
"You see, I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed
up at
home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone,
watching
TV. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran
up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast

as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive
heart attack and died
The second woman shakes her head.

"That's so ironic," she says.
....... "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we would both still be alive..