How to Win the Lottery...

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emilyg — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:06:15 GMT

Thanks Jade - like.

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JADELottery — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:55:22 GMT

Heard it said a little differently, but the basics of it are well understood. Can't get hit by lightening if you don't stand in the storm. Can't make that hole in one if you don't swing the club. Can't be in a car accident if you don't drive the car. Can't die in a plane crash if you never board the plane. Can't win the Lottery if you never buy a Ticket.... [ More ]

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Original Bey — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:04:08 GMT

So I want to make sure I have this correct. Pray for 30 years. On the angel's cue buy a ticket and then badda bing badda boom I win?

Original Blog Entry: How to Win the Lottery...

emilyg — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 16:49:30 GMT

A man, every Tuesday and Saturday prayed to God that 'he wished to win the lottery'. He did this for 30 years, always dissapointed. Tired of this, finally God sent him the Angel Michael. When the Angel Michael approached the man, the man recognized him and asked him: I pray every Tuesday and Saturday for 30 years to win the lottery, why doesn't God listen to me? Angel Michael responded: Dude, first off you gotta buy a ticket ...