- Home
- Premium Memberships
- Lottery Results
- Forums
- Predictions
- Lottery Post Videos
- News
- Search Drawings
- Search Lottery Post
- Lottery Systems
- Lottery Charts
- Lottery Wheels
- Worldwide Jackpots
- Quick Picks
- On This Day in History
- Blogs
- Online Games
- Premium Features
- Contact Us
- Whitelist Lottery Post
- Rules
- Lottery Book Store
- Lottery Post Gift Shop
The time is now 3:20 am
You last visited
June 3, 2026, 5:36 pm
All times shown are
Eastern Time (GMT-5:00)
How to Win the Lottery...
Published:
A man, every Tuesday and Saturday prayed to God that 'he wished to win the lottery'. He did this for 30 years, always dissapointed. Tired of this, finally God sent him the Angel Michael. When the Angel Michael approached the man, the man recognized him and asked him: "I pray every Tuesday and Saturday for 30 years to win the lottery, why doesn't God listen to me?" Angel Michael responded: "Dude, first off you gotta buy a ticket ..."
Comments
Heard it said a little differently, but the basics of it are well understood.
Can't get hit by lightening if you don't stand in the storm.
Can't make that hole in one if you don't swing the club.
Can't be in a car accident if you don't drive the car.
Can't die in a plane crash if you never board the plane.
Can't win the Lottery if you never buy a Ticket.
Post a Comment
Please Log In
To use this feature you must be logged into your Lottery Post account.
Not a member yet?
If you don't yet have a Lottery Post account, it's simple and free to create one! Just tap the Register button and after a quick process you'll be part of our lottery community.
Register